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Richie goes on to state that this flat is simply his "London pomme de terre", and that his main castles are scattered all over the country as he never knows where he is going to be.

He blames this on fox hunting and claims he could "start off in "Berk-shire" and end up in... Returning to the kitchen for dinner, Richie repeatedly finds double entendres in what Eddie is saying while he serves the food.

After Eddie points out this mistake, Richie attempts to recover by asserting that they have changed the design of caviar.

Richie also notices that Eddie has not mashed the potatoes.

Eddie also accidentally lets slip how he and the Viscountess passed the five-hour wait for the emergency services, but Eddie tries to console Richie by saying she was "crap" in bed.

The Viscountess rejects Eddie's advances but goes on to tell Eddie, "If anything should happen to Richie, I will be onto you and up your trouser leg like a whippet!

Eddie's video is typically boisterous and frisky, showing his backside to the camera and telling viewers to "come and get it". At the end of the video, he suddenly enthusiastically lies, claiming to be the wealthy Duke of Kidderminster.

The manager matches Richie with the third Viscountess of Moldavia, Lady Natasha Letitia Sarah Jane Wellesley Obstromsky Ponsonsky Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe Oblomov Boblomov Dob (Helen Lederer).

After some convincing, he finally accepts that he is indeed to lose his virginity that night.

While Richie prepares in his bedroom, a suspicious Eddie wonders why the Viscountess really wants to marry Richie, telling her that she "would have to be clinically insane or on the make." The Viscountess reveals that her family has lost their entire fortune in a Moldavian civil war and that she must marry the "first stupidly wealthy aristocrat" she can find, otherwise her entire family shall remain penniless, and she despises poor people.

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